Renner-Sexual

It is TOO a legitimate orientation!

All Jeremy Renner, all the time -- well, MOST of the time anyway. I post what I want. Complete nonsense that is not to be taken at all seriously.

Mostly reblogs, but some original stuff too.

An offshoot of
Renner Fan Girl Movie Guide.


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I feel a little bad for Nate Naylor. First of all, no one will ever get his name right. Everyone thinks it’s Nate Taylor. Secondly, no one is rooting for him and Scarlett Johansson to make it. Everyone wants her to date and marry and have millions of babies with Jeremy Renner.

Nate, I want you to know that *I* am in your corner. I want YOU to marry Scarlett and have millions of babies with her and live happily ever after. Put a ring on it. Help knock out the competition. Then Jeremy can be mine, mine, MINE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oops, did I say that out loud? Nevermind…carry on…make that Scarlett a happy woman (and make millions of other women happy in the process).

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  1. hawklocked reblogged this from rennersexual and added:
    Curse you (NojustkiddingIloveyouandyourblogandpossiblyeverythingyoustandfor)! Now the secret master plan is out!
  2. rennersexual posted this